change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021

Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.

Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...

by glenbruce August 11, 2009

cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

Chicken Jockey

When you Throw Popcorn at the movie theater,and damage property

OH My fucking god,He Said The thing! Chicken Jockey!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.

Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.

by StickJockey February 23, 2023

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008