Cave Bacon

Overly large vaginal lips

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".

by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

Bacon Tornado

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.

Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!

by Michi Murha May 11, 2011

Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon is cool guy

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD

by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019

Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.

James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."

by jc2 March 29, 2013

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016