spank

my dad when I do something bad

"I will SPANK you"

by sbev November 20, 2019

Spank

What my dad did to me when I was 5

Dad:did you wash the dishes? Me: no dad: I am going to spank you now come here

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game

Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game

by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.

"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."

by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011

Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022