Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
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Get the Jeff mug.Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
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Known mostly as a 'FatJeff' these spliffs are known to aid an individual in reaching a level of intoxication that they have never reached before.
Known mostly as a 'FatJeff' these spliffs are known to aid an individual in reaching a level of intoxication that they have never reached before.
Wow man, i was smoking a Fat Jeff earlier and that shit has got me lean as fuck, i can't stop wigging out
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“jeff you know me so well”
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“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
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