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Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.
That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.
by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023
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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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Coon

A black person that seeks validation from white people by being racist to their own race and being anti-black
Uncle ruckus is a coon
by Mihcyaabadda October 19, 2021
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coon

A coon is basically a sellout in the African American community.

Or a better defintion is when you are of the race your talking done upon.
by gr3gory is awesome June 23, 2021
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
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Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
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