flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 20, 2021

tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 09, 2018

tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

by The Red Devil October 12, 2021

Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

by hoosier47804 August 19, 2013

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 09, 2019

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 18, 2013