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short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.
Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!
by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017
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Short World

Where it feels like the world has half the population and the streets are empty. Basically it feels like your alone.
When you feel short World/ short Worlded you are alone
Jesus, the streets look very short World today,”
by StrangerWords July 10, 2022
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Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.
Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts
by Vexate February 17, 2020
mugGet the Midnight Shortsmug.

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1
average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk
by Short Alex March 11, 2022
mugGet the short alexmug.

speedruning shorts

Yt shorts series made by joe caine.
Speedruning shorts!
by Why do i even exist September 25, 2023
mugGet the speedruning shortsmug.

grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.
Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!
by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009
mugGet the grumpy shortsmug.

short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.
I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
mugGet the short kamikazemug.

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