teabagger

A disorder of a repressive socialist who desires to demonize freedom loving Americans.

The teabaggers attacked the tea bag party participants by projecting their own feelings of inadequacy upon the crowd.

by Mrs. Liberty March 25, 2010

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.

I killed a guy and teabaged him.

by matchbox May 12, 2014

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Teabag

Is someone wants to have sex or fuck

Emma: omg me and billy teabaged last night

Guy that has a crush on her: uhh me and uh the uhhh teacher teabaged!!!!

by Ambie bambie August 10, 2019

teabag

A little bag that contains tea that will soon turn into some delicious liquid. Definitely not something sexual. Stay holy kids

Hand me a teabag, I’m sick.

by anasp!! February 3, 2020

Webcam Teabag

A variation on the Teabag. With this you swing your balls at the webcam for the benefit of the other people in the video chat. The webcam teabag is often done to shock and prank. For example, opening a video chat to discuss the next days economics assignment, but then the other person just sees all balls.

"I thought Steve was starting a video chat so I could see his new Futurama poster, but he ended up just webcam teabagging me."

by P. Chu July 28, 2009

Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011