Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 26, 2023
Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 10, 2023
by JimJimJr. November 01, 2017
A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.
I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?
by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009
Person 1: Damn I wish Rude Cubed would stop being so loud.
Person 2: Its okay, Rude Cubed will take a smoke break soon.
Person 2: Its okay, Rude Cubed will take a smoke break soon.
by FugginWotm8 July 20, 2023
When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022
A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).
by The black cracker October 10, 2020