squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

Squash beans and corn

"Three sisters" crop stables of the aboriginal and first nations people of North America.

Also; Logistics

In tribal conflict food was necessary for the army, but had to be negotiated with the matriarchs to allocate winter food supplies for their tribe of families to a war effort.

Okay, but where are you going to get all that Squash beans and corn from?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011