When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 11, 2010
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The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.
by becca rainbow monster January 24, 2009
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by Areefer January 6, 2008
Get the Speidel mug."Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
by T. Barr March 22, 2009
Get the Spiderman 4 mug.Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
by The Centurion July 11, 2012
Get the Spider-Man 2 (2004) mug.When you pull a small dingleberry out and you pull out your ass hair with it, making it look like a small spider.
by Captain J Whizz August 27, 2013
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Also, modern slang for hunter of opposite sex, and nickname for persons percieved as 'hunting big game' e.g. having a larger number ofsexual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.
Also used for persons with percieved large 'hunting spear'
Also, modern slang for hunter of opposite sex, and nickname for persons percieved as 'hunting big game' e.g. having a larger number ofsexual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.
Also used for persons with percieved large 'hunting spear'
Major: "General, I believe the enemy has a Speider in the woods, surveying us!"
Also:
Guy 1: That dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
Guy 2: Yeah. He's Speider.
Also:
Guy 1: That dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
Guy 2: Yeah. He's Speider.
by Chibichibi83 May 1, 2011
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