slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

keyboardian slip

A mistype resulting from a combination of subconscious thought s and/or feelings and the layout of the human interface device known as a computer keyboard. Usu. occurs between participants of an instant messenger communication.

Ben: Alright Mike, g'night
Mike: sweaty dreams
Mike: er sweet dreams.
Ben: ...
Mike: dude i didnt mean that
Ben: was that a keyboardian slip?
mike has disconnected

by jacorah January 6, 2008

Dvorakian slip

A typing error which can be perceived to reveal the true feelings of the typist. Like a Freudian slip but caused by the keyboard not the tongue.

Example of a dvorakian slip:
Typing 'The young man was presented with a fag order and told not to talk to the press' instead of 'The young man was presented with a gag order and told not to talk to the press'

by CeeK October 16, 2008

Tip slip

When the tip of your penis slips out the bottom of your shorts.

Alan had a tip slip because his shorts were too high and tight.

by meat lover May 31, 2014

drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

floydian slip

When you accidentally say something that turns out to be a lyric from a Pink Floyd song.

similar to/derived from a freudian slip

Me: Don't worry about it, people like that are just bricks in the wall.

Carrie: Ha! Floydian slip!

by the Marquise November 2, 2007