Spakooza

To jack-off in public view esp. in class, at work, or at a restaurant. No matter what the circumstance, the person will jack-off because he isn't embarrassed or isn't aware of his surroundings.

Just a few days ago a pothead pulled a spakooza in Health class. He ended up being expelled from school.

by TMZ June 11, 2006

speakerphonbia

A deathly fear of participating in conversation on a speaker phone.

Liz's extreme case of speakerphonbia limited her ability to find an office job.

by Trae C. February 25, 2008

spakbot

A heavily retarded android.The illness in some older model robots has been linked to neurological damage sustained whilst partaking in too much group cyber bumming via multiple binary cocks...ouch !!!

Android: "sorry sir,i appear to have dropped the lemontart on top of the babies head...beep beep...hnnaggh..125yh8 bugger grips".

Human :" what's the matter with you today,your acting like

a right spakbot ?"

Android:"fuzzle wanks!"

by blamange quaffty May 26, 2009

speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019

operation just let them speak

Liberal plot to make Republicans sound stupid, by providing ample opportunity for Republicans to speak on critical issues.

Operation just let them speak has worked well with educated people who think for themselves using fact-based knowledge but is not working very well on those that have limited potential for critical thinking and cannot distinguish fact from fiction.

"It is not bribery unless you get away with it." "He was not asking for them to investigate all he was doing was asking them to say they were investigating Biden." "climate change is not happening"

by mlhiss December 6, 2019

speak

Speak is a derogatory term to refer to people either from Puerto Rico or of puertorican decendency or puertorican etnicity. It was first introduced in the 50's in the korean war when white american soldiers and hispanic puertorican soldiers coudlnt understand each other because of the language difference so white men started to reffer to puertorican soldiers as "speak" and also when the puertorican comunity began to emmigrate to the bronx, queens & brooklyn boroughs of new york ( largely the south bronx) they didnt know enlglish so white ppl began calling them "speak". "speak" can be largely compared to the definition of the word "nigger" used in the old days to reffer to african americans.

"hey you"
"sorry me no speak english"
"ha another "speak!"

by brooklynn's finest April 19, 2006