2 definitions by blamange quaffty

A harsh gaseous stench that seaps out of the head of a penis that has just come into contact with an infected vietnamese snatch.Can be avoided with the use of profelactics or the rubbing of baboon spit on the tip of ones throbbing tool.
" i knew i should have used a blob...four days later whilst on the vinegar strokes i had a cock burp and was knocked out by a rude case of the old vietdongpong...phew!!!"
by blamange quaffty May 24, 2009
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A heavily retarded android.The illness in some older model robots has been linked to neurological damage sustained whilst partaking in too much group cyber bumming via multiple binary cocks...ouch !!!
Android: "sorry sir,i appear to have dropped the lemontart on top of the babies head...beep beep...hnnaggh..125yh8 bugger grips".

Human :" what's the matter with you today,your acting like

a right spakbot ?"

Android:"fuzzle wanks!"
by blamange quaffty May 27, 2009
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