speached

a form of female ejaculation

I was going down on that bitch so hard, she just speached all over my face.

by suzannesugarbaker November 19, 2014

Sinéad

The Irish variation of ‘Karen’

Sinéad wouldn’t wear a mask.
Sinéad is always harassing people for no reason.

by SPEAKER OF THE WORDS April 25, 2021

Sipan

Sipan is the kinda guy whose friends make a group chat without him in.

Sipans the kinda guy who would spend years learning yoga just so he could suck his own dick.

Sipans the kinda guy who perms his hair and tells you it’s real.

If you find yourself a sipan, don’t be his friend. He won’t ever stop asking for nudes.

Sipan is mentally challenged.

by Sipan April 24, 2023

Motivational speaker

Code word for strippers.

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.

by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

speak for yourself

To ask for one's opinion.

P1-The teacher ain't that bad ha!. Speak for yourself.
P2- 'Think you're right, ain't thaaat good either?

by Dhara November 16, 2013

simpear

To simp, but in Spanish. Often used when listening to sad Spanish music.

Guillermo and Vanessa decided to simpear to the same music.

by vanezzamz May 29, 2018