Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011

Brick Shoes

A shoe that is not raising in price for resale value

Those shoes are brick shoes

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

by Clemens October 28, 2019

Shoe Lace

It keeps your shoes tight like my heart
Sad and lonely

shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable

by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019

Shoe Dang

What you say when you're excited about something working out in your favor.

"Shoe dang!" - he exclaims after lining up the carpet pad perfectly.

by Tlordd329 December 20, 2020

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021