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slapper

A woman who "slaps on" tons of make-up, usually spotted by that. Tons of make-up will surely hide the ming underneath form the session before.Usually goes out pantyless, and is totally brainless, homes for thick wallets and loud mouths.
Alternatively, slapper could refer to the slapping sound during intercourse or a slapping sound the labia make when she walks.
God look at that slapper! She has more paint than the Mona Lisa!!
by Geee June 27, 2006
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Slappers

The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.
Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*
by The only real ninja here March 6, 2010
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slapper

Any song that you are into a lot.
When i hit the club, they turned up the old slapper!!
by slangerryday May 19, 2011
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Florida Red Snapper

The eating out of a sexy whore when she is on her period. Some guys love the taste of the period blood, it has become very popular now a days in Florida.
by Allace. November 7, 2010
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window shopper

1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.

2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.

3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.
ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.
by GAME50 October 30, 2005
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Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021
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Trick Da Slapper

Trick da slapper is an unusually large rapper hailing from streets of Eugene, OR. He was born in Corvalis but was forced to leave the city after a string of legal and substance abuse issues. He became known as "da slapper" after regularly slapping the shit out of people in social gatherings. Now he is signed with an indy label named hush records and is on the rise as one of the best young gangster rappers in the game.
Yo. You headed to dat TRICK DA SLAPPER concert tonight?
by Jim of hush Records August 28, 2010
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