self control sprain

Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.

I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!

by lilgrnfrg May 25, 2012

selfie shadow

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.

Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.

by Instagay September 6, 2013

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

Selfied

The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.

The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.

by JA King October 18, 2013

selfie-incrimination

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015

selfpreneur

One who develops a “life model” for themselves, acquires the human and other required resources, and is fully responsible for its success or failure.

Jessica is a selfpreneur, she knows what she wants out of life and she gets it!

by randomgirrrl February 27, 2015

selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

by max payne July 2, 2015