1. From xkcd.com, this rule stipulates that if it can be imagined, there is a porn of it.
- Rule #34?
- If it can be imagined, then there is a porn of it.
- What about people playing guitar naked in the shower?
- I'm registering wetriffs.com right now.
Rule 5 states that mmateri is alwayswrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."
matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.
Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.
At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.