Robert

a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.

OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !

by Julia Fucking Rosario December 11, 2011

Robert

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

by psilentrogue January 9, 2011

robert pattinson

Most amazing guy ever to have lived. He's an actor and has played many roles such as Cedric diggory in 'Harry potter and the order of the phoenix'. He's also going to be the big star in this years release of 'twilight' which was originally a book written by Stephenie meyer. Robert Is playing the 'good 'vegetarian' vampire' called Edward Cullen who falls in love with a girl called Bella swan.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.

Robert Pattinson thats in harry potter and twilight (playing a vampire)

by Laura Jennings May 4, 2008

robert

NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

"that guys such a robert"

by best friend for ever March 7, 2008

Robert Pattinson

This is the best actor in the world.
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb

Erica: Hey look at that guys eyebrows.. they are big.
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!

by rushbrook April 22, 2008

Robert

A boy who can be antisocial, will put his ps3 over his girlfriends. A roast dinner comes before anything, even the apocalypse. He is extremely tall, has a weird length of hair. He also has a rat tash who's mother is a control freak...

Dude 1: Yo dude what's going on with your tash?
Robert: Me ma lad

by Lydia David December 11, 2012

Rambunxious Rupert

this is a sexual maneuver that is only able to be done in a threesome. The act occurs when the first party gives the second party of the threesome anal and proceeds to ejaculate in their ass. The second party then walks over to the third party and proceeds to fart in their face thus spraying them in the face with a shower of semen and shit crystals

Yo bro last night I hooked up with 2 chicks at once and me and the brunette gave the blonde a Rambunxious Rupert

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 23, 2009