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Clash Royale

A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics

“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general

“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context

“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)

“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
Gay 1: Hey bro, wanna play some Clash Royale later?

Gay 2: Hell yeah, I’ll bring some lube.
by AnonG2900 December 11, 2021
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royally rigged

1. Not just broken, but extremely broken
2. Something having a major glitch.
1) That exam was royally rigged. The teacher put questions on it from chapters we didn't even cover!
2) My computer is definitely royally rigged. I took it to the Geek Squad today and it has over 300 viruses on it.
3) Jack's relationshp with Cindy is royally rigged. He got drunk last weekend and slept with her best friend.
by tcufrog08 January 28, 2008
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El Piglet Royal

A weasly Puerto Rican who burns co-workers in hopes of making himself look better in the eyes of his boss.
El Piglet Royal tried to set everyone in the shop up by throwing the tapes away, then lying about it.
by One of the wronged June 28, 2003
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Royal Hunt

An amazing symphonic metal band featuring genius André Andersen who can play any and every instrument known to man (and some that aren't) as well as compose and write lyrics.
The song 'Break Your Chains, from Royal Hunt's newest album Paper Blood, includes some piano sections that make the next best piano player sound like a quadrapalegic retard with no hands.
by CrackerComp April 3, 2006
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royal idiot

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.
by wiggensnorf December 23, 2008
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Royally screwed

As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.
Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.
by Thelegitimatewin February 16, 2015
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Fortnite Battle Royale

Friend: ¨Hey wanna play some Fortnite Battle Royale?
Me: no because I actually play good games
No-Longer friend: -Plays Fortnite anyway
(No-Longer friend was never loved because he decided to play fortnite)
by GrandmaNug December 2, 2020
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