reality

it doesn't exist.

reality

by fibrev December 1, 2019

Reality politics

N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.

There is no better reality politics than the 2020 US presidential election.

by Next_V March 9, 2020

Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Reality

When shit happens.
When shit gets real.

Holy shit! I can’t believe this is reality.

by The_Family_Jews May 10, 2020

Reality Drift

An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.

Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

RealistGlizzy

RealistGlizzy is a twitter user who’s part of FT. He’s once been exposed as a nonce after a screenshot appeared of him sexually talking to a 15 year old whilst he was 17. He also reps the biggest fraud to ever grace the history of the English premier league and that is Anthony Lè Noncé Martial who cheats on his birds.

Don’t be a RealistGlizzy - don’t be a nonce and talk to underage girls

by AFCMax9 May 28, 2020