reedith

Beautician

This kid is a reedith

by anonymous February 12, 2022

Reedle

Noun: reedle; Plural noun: reedles
/rēdl/
Sharp, needle-like slivers of reed cane; byproduct of shaping oboe reeds with a razor blade, frequently found in your shoes, carpet, pants, anywhere affected by gravity; the bane of your non-oboe playing housemate/partner/guest; reedles live in your sock until the right moment dislodges them into your foot.

I almost crashed my car trying to fish a reedle out of my sock.

My cat eats reedles and immediately vomits.

Reedles always land sharp side up.

by François Lorée February 13, 2022

Reeeeeeeeeeeweeewewww

get help you probably just passed out how did you even type this

You:passes out

Nose: hits random keys
: Reeeeeeeeeeeweeewewww

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022

Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Reed

The most caring person ever, if there's a creeping suspicion of him thinking your sad or upset hill ask and comfort you until your better. He has the best sense of humor ever and will make you laugh when your about to cry. He will love you with all his heart and come up with the best nicknames ever. you'll never feel more loved by anyone, and he will always put you first. And not to mention he's pretty cute, I mean pretty hot sorry. He's just not like anyone els. He's just the best and no one will change yer mind. He is also absolutely adorable, he has beach blond hauir with bright blue eyes that you get caught in. Hes also really tall so you got to stare up at him, (but its pretty cute ngl) Everyone want him to like litterly everyone wants him. Reed is a genuine nice amazing guy with the best most perfect persinality.

"Omg yer amazing i bet yer names Reed."

"there goes the best guy ever 'Reed'"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

reed

mental guy who likes bbb

Reed eats pussy

by cherryryryyrryrr March 30, 2022

Reeeeeee

it is used to scare ppl like the other day I reeeeeeeeeeeeee ed my brother out of a win due to the over powering teror he felt by the reeeeeee

Me:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my brother:dude what the fuck u made me die *prosides to thro a temper tantrum*

Me: *leaves the room*

by JoE_MamA6969 April 1, 2022