peter

the penis (see also cock,pecker)

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.

by Light Joker June 11, 2006

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

Peter

Every one is obsessed with him. Hes not popular. Hes not hot, though some people think he is. Girls harass him constantly and will never stop. Hes funny. Hes weird. He has broad shoulders. He is kind of tall. Evry one loves Peter. Hes spazzy.

oh that guy fell down 4 staircases. he is such a peter.

by xxxxxxxmeowxxxxxxxx February 16, 2010

Peter

A blue-eyed and dimpled crazed sex machine that knows how to please his girl...also a stand-up father.

I LOVE PETER AND HIS PETER : )

by Peter's Girl October 17, 2008

peter griffin

1) A fat man who hates Canada and thinks it sucks. (see episode: The Son Also Draws)
2) Man strongly amused by bathroom humor. IE: "..Duty.. ahahahaha... Diarrhea.. hey.. hey Louis.. Diarrhea!"
3) An New Englander who consumes large amounts of Partucket Pat and drinks for amusement. IE: "Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off"
4) Formerly known as Death for a few hours.

Peter! I'm holdin iced tea!

by BeeKaySlacker December 22, 2003

Peter Griffin

A man with the funniest voice existing in the universe. He is freakin sweet and is part of the most awesomest show ever- family guy.

Peter Griffin rofls my waffles

by loler son April 13, 2008

Dirty Peter

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.

Guys search "dirty peter" on urban dictionary

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019