For males engaging in a sexual act with a woman: An alternate source of stimulation used when the currently enacted source of stimulation becomes tiresome to the male giver. The act of switching from vaginal sex to digital stimulation would be considered "bringing in the relief pitcher." Often used to conceal physical weakness and to the female recipient is seen merely as "switching it up." Can help maintain pleasure levels. Keeps manhood in check.
"dude i was bangin' my girl so hard but i got fuckin' tired so i brought out that relief pitcher son."
by Random Ock March 24, 2009
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The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.
Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
by Bigstik December 11, 2013
Get the chinese pitchfork mug.Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.
Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.
by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004
Get the scratch the patch mug.When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
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Get the penis patch mug.When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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