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Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
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purple bag

Do me a favor and grab the dental dam from the purple bag. Thanks
by Vincent of the Christ September 10, 2011
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purple heart

The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
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Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
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Purple package

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."
by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021
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Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.
by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015
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purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple
I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.
by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009
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