turbulent priest

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

by abeckett December 29, 2013

a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

semen preserve

when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen

james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

Dr.Priest

1. Priest is always right.

2. If Priest isn't right then No 1. takes place.

If Dr.Priest says that animals don't feel pain, then animals don't feel pain.

If Dr.Priest says he is smarter than someone, then he is smarter than someone.
If Dr.Priest says he won, then he won.

And if Dr.Priest says he has a big dick, then he has a big dick.

by MOOSEWITHDUCKS June 2, 2017