Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

nigger pot

When a nigger gives you a pot

Hey, thanks for the nigger pot!

by Skillotrix July 22, 2018

The Boiling Pot

When you hold a source of heat preferably a lighter underneath your ballsack so your semen heats up

My cum burned her mouth because I performed The Boiling Pot

by Anal7232 November 17, 2021

pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

pot-pen

When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen

Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.

by PNW street walker March 8, 2014

Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.

Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.

by Etrained November 20, 2021

pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.

David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks

by zztopphillips April 3, 2011