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POSER

Someone who has no personality of their own and follows the fad just so they can follow everyone else and agree with the majority of the group even if they believe in something else.
Most of the people who put their pic under gangsta. People who joined MySpace or anything else like that just because everyone else is unless they joined before it became a "fad" or because their friends wouldn't stop buggin them to join.
by MiZz_HoBo099 August 8, 2005
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pose

verb. to pose.

the acting of standing someone up.
girl: sorry, i can't go anymore.
guy: what? now you're just gonna pose?
by ermishny January 11, 2009
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posecore

Someone posing as hardcore or stright edge or anything like that. needss the whole world to know how hardcore they are and that there stright edge ect.
acully listens to MTV when alone and thinks no one is looking
and can probaly knows all the justin timberlake songs off by heart.
person one: I'm so hardcore, i go to all the hardcore shows and mosh in the pit and oh yea i'm stirght edge! and i need the whole world to know how hardcore i am but i acully like brittny spears and MTV and get drunk and high well listen to that junk oh did i mention i am hardcore?

person one: your so posecore dude get a life
by XsteelX November 13, 2007
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Posag

What happens when you squat behind a bush to use the bathroom and you get poop on your sack and gooch.
I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.

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poser

A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"

2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"

3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"

4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"

5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia July 18, 2008
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poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser
Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!
by Poguer July 16, 2008
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Poserhead

Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but is, in fact, a poser.
Bob is such a poserhead, he doesn't even own anything by Black Sabbath.
by Foofy! May 9, 2011
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