An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
Get the Pineapple mug.Small part of the town of Billerica, Ma located in the 978. Also known as "The Hurst" or "Crimehurst." The most badass people out of billerica usually come from pinehurst. there is a chinese food resturaunt where all pinehurst townies get hammered and an elementary school fit for the 18nth century. People get stabbed here. People from here say their from Pinehurst to cops so the police will be afraid to arrest them. No one fucks with Pinehurst... ever.
Yo where you from?
-Im from Pinehurst.
O shit please dont stab me/beat me up/rob me/steal my seat at the Jade.
-Im from Pinehurst.
O shit please dont stab me/beat me up/rob me/steal my seat at the Jade.
by thetuccman December 14, 2006
Get the Pinehurst mug.Related Words
Pineapple
• Pineapple Hair
• pine
• pinecone
• pineapple pizza
• pineapple express
• pineaple
• Piney
• pineapple head
• Pined
by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003
Get the pinetree mug.Slang for an illegal immagrant, in the south, who makes their living picking up pinestraw that comes off of pinetrees.
by snick and fsquirrel May 11, 2006
Get the pinestraw pickers mug.1) n The world's oldest and most classic poison.
2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.
2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.
1 - "Did you put Pinesol in my soup? ..Are you sure? My spleen feels funny.."
2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."
2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."
by blickery August 5, 2008
Get the Pinesol mug.
by josh February 9, 2005
Get the pineapple upside down pedro mug.