Phaneuf effort

To give a half assed, lethargic effort that usually results in miserable failure.

The pylon gave it a Phaneuf effort to check the offensive player by falling over his own feet and allowing the other team a goal.

by j squag April 3, 2015

pharkle

The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.

Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!

by Pharkle King May 15, 2015

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

phagg

A person who is obviously straight, and often says or does gay things.

A guy with his girlfriend grabs annother guy's butt.

Friend says " wow what a phagg"

by fluffbuff9599 January 20, 2016

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Pharket

A pharmacy that sells medicine along with toys, makeup, and groceries.

Jim: "Hey Karl, do you want to go get some pills and ham?
Karl: "Yeah sure Jim, I know a great Pharket we can go to.
Jim: " Thanks Karl!"

by Pharket Guy May 13, 2018