cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008

Personality cookies

Personality cookies are sugar cookies that are cut into various shapes and sizes and are typically decorated with frosting and candies. Traditionally the look or “personalities” of these cookies are related to the holiday season.

Hey! wanna help me make some personality cookies?, What do you want to make our personality cookies look like?, Do you want any personality cookies when we watch jingle all the way?

by dorle December 9, 2020

smaller person

The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.

Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.

Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.

by ronhsub June 9, 2018

Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 9, 2020