Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

Perfect Girlfriend

The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.

You are the perfect girlfriend

by CurlyFryLovesButtercup June 6, 2018

perfect dark

The N64s best game. Ruled the gaming world until the next round of consoles(sony 2) emerged.
Battle simulants in Goldeneye style maps.
First game to properly utilise 'Personal or User Intelligence Agent' software...A simple form of AI.

The slayer and farsight are the best 2 gaming weapons ever.

by Diego November 8, 2003

the perfect bite

The perfect bite tm is a technique created by Jaiden Animations where you analayze the food on your plate and eat the second best bite. Then you work your way around it and end on the BEST bite

What are you doing
Jaiden: I'm eating the perfect bite TM!

by YTDefOnitions February 25, 2021

Ghetto Perfect

When you are playing a fighting game and the only damage you took was a result of chip damage (damage incurred from blocking)

Yo, K-Brad bodied Infiltration! He got a ghetto perfect on the first round!

by Goatecks October 24, 2014

You're Not Perfect

The name for without a doubt the most disturbing scene in the series Courage the Cowardly Dog......

I can't sleep ever seeing that fucked up You're Not Perfect scene.......

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

perfect weekend

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.

I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016