by ishagardener February 04, 2011
by Monteboi May 29, 2019
by Dr_spizzah21 December 29, 2009
When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.
Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!
by nhl_commish November 28, 2010
Examples
Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...
OR
Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...
OR
Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
by Atmospherium Ashley September 07, 2010
by skidded August 03, 2010
The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin July 31, 2005