The 968 Paradox

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide. The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.

"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."

by VBVJ June 10, 2023

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

Based Misogyny Paradox

The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.

Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”

Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”

Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”

Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”

Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”

Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”

Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*

- Based Misogyny Paradox

by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023

The Inferno Paradox

With every coming InfernOC they expand horizontally, typically in the hips or breasts.

"You're doing The Inferno Paradox right now, look at those honkers!"

by CkuhickenJ September 2, 2023

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

The Fermi Paradox got them

A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.

It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.

The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.

Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.

by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024