hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

The Nuclear Option

The common act when a classmate searches something embarrassing on your school computer so you get revenge by searching, on their computer, "gay down syndrome midget BBC zootopia fart p*rn" on their computer as revenge.

Classmate: WTF why did you search that on my computer?! The school will see it on my browsing history

Other guy: I had to take the nuclear option unfortunately

by TheWasianSensation April 10, 2022

Optimus Prime

When one uses Aluminum or tin foil as a condom

Baby let me transform into Optimus Prime before we have sex

by Pecker checker April 2, 2010

Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

Caption option

Regardless of what may ensue the caption is optional on occurrences

Caption option pervades promption.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

oPTiC

optic; ar. der; überdrüssiges wesen mit dem hang zum schwachsinn labern. (Wörter zu Wortgruppen geformt, gleich welchem Niveau)
Der Name an sich im Bezug auf die dazugehörige Person ist im gewissen Sinne ein Oxymoron, d.h. der im deutschen Sprachraum existierende Begriff "Optik", mit dem man häufig optisch ansprechendes oder positives, und der Name oPTiC sind sinngemäß kaum kombinierbar, da eben diese Person eine so gar nicht ansprechende Optik vermittelt.
Weitere Rufnamen: nub, spack, inet-affe

oPTiC: "ey ihr seit (bewusst mit "t") so nub"

-"psst, lowbrain, immer erst an die eigene nase packen"

oPTiC: "ne ma im ernst, ihr könnt gar nix."

-"ggnpcya, no re"

by TAMM|Gotteshand February 20, 2005