real gamer

a gamer that isnt a fanboy/girl that cares more about the games they're playing and not the system
boy) im tired of all these fanboys bitching about which system is better, just play the games like a real gamer
girl) dont you hate the ps3
by brandon55629 July 08, 2015
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April Reals

When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.

person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!

Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!

person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?

by edgecrusherx April 21, 2009
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Real nigga

A real nigga will greet you naked in the shower to share a glass of Jameson at 5:30 in the morning
So.....you were both naked and drink whiskey in the shower first thing in the morning?

Yeah, Alan is a real nigga
by J0HNjohhny November 16, 2014
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real dick

a bare dick, unclothed dick, naked dick
by deliboymagic December 01, 2008
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Real Rap

Politicly and Socially consious hip hop music that focuses on the life of young americans and their community. None of this fake lil wayne shit.
by Jardim August 30, 2008
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Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)
person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....
by cataluyaIsaNation January 29, 2009
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The Real World

1) MTV show which debuted on TV in 1992 and explores the lives of seven strangers as they live and work with each other in a different locale every season. As of March 2004 is in its fourteenth season, San Diego.
My man Jacquese is funny as hell on The Real World San Diego.
by Jason Vernon March 19, 2004
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