Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
by anonymous February 23, 2022
Get the Dolphinedmug. this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.
by Rad Rob November 4, 2025
Get the flogging the dolphinmug. 1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
by wonderfins February 22, 2019
Get the dolphinmug. by caribou101 October 15, 2020
Get the riding dolphinsmug. 1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020
Get the Dolphinmug. Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web
by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019
Get the Dolphinmug.