penis

something i slip to your mom
something that i have that is bigger than yours

i stuck my huge penis in your mom and she screamed with pleasure

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

penis

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

by gary July 4, 2003

penis

a short thing on your boyfriend.

bob has a stubby penis

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

penis

a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhich

ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

by George Feeny April 25, 2008

Penis

If you're male, it's the little dangly thing between your legs. If you are female, it's the little dangly thing between your boyfriend's legs.

"Her boyfriend's penis is so small. Poor girl."

by YourMom'sNewBoyfriend May 6, 2010

penis

The only good thing about males. It hides in their nether regions and the best specimen are sometimes gifted to entirely the wrong men. Luring out this timid but strong beast takes only a smile and some alcohol. Taming it requires further advanced study, though sometimes they won't let you. Do not detach a penis from its male, and if you see a lonely penis without a home, quickly find King Missile to return it. Penises commonly live in deep forests of hair or on barren patches of supple skin. They are commonly found with their symbiotic companion, balls. Penises should have a diet of fruit and vegetables so to make their ejaculation taste better, but they don't, because their males are dumb and not very giving. Some penises prefer the company of other penises, some prefer the company of a vagina, and some like both. Do not freeze your penis, stick it anywhere it might get hurt, feed it to bears, or feed it after midnight, lest it magically transform into a gremlin.

He was as ugly as sin, with a broke-ass body like wires and jello combined, and his personality could be outmatched by moldy food, but his penis was quite lovely.

by anthropolologist October 14, 2010

penis

Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world?

Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.

Pervert: Guess what i did last night?
Friend: Shutup! We all know you fapped your penis!!

by antikittenkiller March 18, 2008