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F-town

To have sex with someone while they are asleep.
My wife doesn't find me attractive anymore, but she did give me permission to F-town her next time she passed out.
by ladychigglesworth August 24, 2011
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Towne Lake

A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.
Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!
by nedflembake January 20, 2011
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p-town

A term used for almost any town that starts with a "P".
Though I don't know about other p-towns, the one I live in is called that in an attempt to make it seem "ghetto" and not the suburbia it really is.
by emma February 26, 2005
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Wang Town

The place that one visits when they encounter a large wang.
Sophia: Sly, let me just take off your p... OH MY GOD what is that?!

Sylvester: Welcome to Wang Town!
by Mikedoggyg March 10, 2008
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The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"
by me October 18, 2003
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Virgin town

Where does jacks dad live?
Virgin town.
Oh ye thanks Ragnar.
by Sam O Rorke May 18, 2018
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freaky town

A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."
Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.
by Benjimen January 11, 2009
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