Sketch-Muffin

A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.

Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.

That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.

This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.
Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.
by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017
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sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.
After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.
by Manilla Spent August 11, 2011
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Milk Muffins

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?
by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010
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Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-
That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?
by penguinpie March 16, 2007
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Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.
She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.
That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.
by Asodoph Boingberry January 23, 2009
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