Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

K mart

Nickname for NBA power forward Kenyon Martin

K-Mart just swatted his ass

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Marta

A type of person who talks way too much. They can't hold a conversation, and if you see their name on your caller ID you feel like shooting yourself. But you like to stay their friend because they're really fun at parties. They also can bring your mood up 24/7.

Girl 1; I hope that girl is coming to the party tonight.

Girl 2; Whyyy?

Girl 1; Because she's a total Marta!

Girl 2; SWEET!

by Sake(: October 24, 2009

martha's vineyard

The place where everyone that anyone goes in the summer. Kennedy's, Clintons, everyone in Connecticut, New York and Greater Boston area. The place is the shit where snotty kids ride around in their parents Range Rovers or slum it on their "beach" cars which are almost always a Jeep Wagoneer or first model Range Rover. Houses are all over 2 million and I feel bad for anyone who has to live there year round...becuase they clean up the houses of spoiled kids and deal with our shit. Because they have to. Oh ya the coke sucks there...

I go to the Vineyard...and ya, I'm better than you.

by Coke-head on the beach March 30, 2005

Wal-Mart

the best friggin store on the damn planet!!!!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!

Wal-mart is the shit!

by xdarkeningdreamsx November 12, 2006

Martha

(n): A blonde white girl from Bethesda

(n): a girl who dances like she is running

Do the Martha! (at a dance club)

by RMEG March 7, 2011

marteen

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008