Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

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moeshaugly

There's UGLY, BUTT-UGLY, and even FUGLY - but in the southern U.S. there is a deprecatory term that is used for a woman so ugly, so extremely unattractive, that she is considered MOESHAUGLY. The very sight of a woman in this category is enough to make a Billy goat puke. A moeshaugly woman thinks she's a model but the only modeling she does is in her room with her Iphone camera and posts to social media sites like INSTAGRAM to self-promote her fragile self-image.

Why does every girl on Instagram think she is a model? Truth be known - most of the IG "models," are frankly moeshaugly! They don't have modeling contracts - so therefore they are just very self-absorbed and yet extremely self-conscious of their looks. They have lots of imperfections - flat chested, acne scarred skin, and crooked teeth or overbites - moeshaugly! They fall prey to dirty old men who use them in sex for money schemes like seeking.com. They don't have real jobs and love to show themselves everywhere and ask "how do I look guys?" They rely upon these predatory old men who tell them how good they look and buy them trinkets off Amazon or take them on their business trips for sex. They drive ugly old high mileage cars and live in run-down apartment complexes in their respective ghettos. They tend to be the most boring people to hang around with; lack any real intelligence, and their relationships last in the days most of the time. Boys might be able to handle that kinda shit, but real men won't.

by smesc2002 January 9, 2024

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Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

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Moeshfeeq

Very confident, outspoken male who doesn't give a damn what people think. Very childish but can also be mature in serious situations. The typical cassanova who goes around breaking girls hearts. Determined and knows what he wants in life. A go-getter.

Get you a Moeshfeeq if you wanna go places and have a good laugh

by Literally no1 November 23, 2023

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Moeshfeeq

A confident outspoken male who doesn't give a damn what people think. Very childish but can also be mature in serious situations. Unknowingly breaks girls hearts. Determined to be the best version of himself. A go-getter.

Get you a Moeshfeeq if you want to go places and have a good laugh.

by Literally no1 November 23, 2023

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