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Money stays green

Said by Sir Steve and was discovered that the money did indeed stay green
Your money stays green with me
Money stays green by Brattattack14 February 5, 2023

Money Miner 

A Money Miner (Not To Be Confused With Crypto/Bitcoin Miner)

Is a Person That Will Go Out Of Their Way To Do Anything For Their currency.
Money Miner by Toaster_man May 18, 2023

Money splitting 

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon

Money Muscle

Your asshole
Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”
Money Muscle by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023

money slave

A white collar or office professional that has an expensive lifestyle. Typically single or married without kids. Loves shopping, partying, nightlife. Works hard and plays hard. Lifestyle makes them a slave to a high-paying, but infinitely boring and mundane career path, thusly enslaving them to the money. Said lifestyle is an escape from the monotony of work, but the income from work is needed to support the lifestyle. A vicious, enslaving, circle.
"This job blows ass. If I wasn't such a money slave, I'd walk outta here right now!"
money slave by Bull December 19, 2003

money roll 

A money roll is when you withdraw a large sum of money from your bank account (i.e. $10,000 or more) and spread the cash out over your bed. You then roll and play in the money, rubbing it over your body and throwing it in the air.

Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
>>> Will: haha i do money rolls all the time man... theres nothing that satisfies a man more that rolling in his own wealth.

>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
money roll by omg i am wtf uber August 15, 2007