Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image

Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.

by psyc October 16, 2012

Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.

Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade

by Festivals May 27, 2021

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

20 minute incident

when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth

Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______

by 5stackCarry August 14, 2023

ten minute reply

Normally used online in Instant Messengers, when one person says something normally not of interest, the other party ignores, gets bored, then replies ten minutes later.

20:00 Person1: I had to go to my grandma's house today and all she did was talk about her feet.
20:10 Person2: That sucks. Sorry about the ten minute reply.

by Toadfish February 2, 2008