Milk Bag Buff 

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

Milk Bag Buff by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

milk skirt 

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

milk skirt by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013

milk dust 

is the residue of semen on a piece of clothing

i woke up and found milk dust on my jacket

milk dust by smartstocks February 6, 2014

milk logged 

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

milk logged by inkedblue March 3, 2014

milk jousting 

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

milk jousting by Uppercunt March 6, 2015

milk dwep 

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

milk dwep by bigdong21 May 15, 2015

milk diamonds 

(N) nipples, especially lactating nipples.

"I drank myself into oblivion on your milk diamonds."

milk diamonds by Hopscotchier January 19, 2016