Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers September 11, 2015

bottom melon

The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.

Those shorts really show off your bottom melon!

by Diction Donkeh December 10, 2015

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

chey melon

The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.

Shes Pretty Cool, is her name Chey Melon?

by CheyMelonLover666 November 7, 2017

LkG Meloni

The worst and most toxic Leauge of Legends Player the world has ever seen. He is even so toxic, that he surpassed Tyler1 and got perma-banned two times. He flames teammates and ints (runs it down) all day long. He is known for beeing racist, especially hating blacks and mexicans, and also famous for his Tear of the Godess GP only. He was featured several times (e.g. on the youtube channel TNC Whisper) and is supposed to be currently IP blocked. Nevertheless he somehow managed to create and account and is currently named HashtagUnbanT1. Still beeing a student, he usually stays home due to some illness (or what he calls it).

"Is your friend ill?""No, he is just doing the LkG Meloni."
"Pls report him, he is meloniing all game long."

by Nibbaloni February 12, 2018