Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

Malka

Malka literally means "queen" in Hebrew. She is, as her namesake suggests, regal and graceful. She is the most beautiful, intelligent lady you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. She's sweet, sassy, classy- she's got it all. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her.

Man: "Hey, did you meet that girl Malka? I want her!"
Woman: "I did, I want to be like her!"

by Queenalicious April 9, 2011

Malfoy

-noun
1. Ancient pureblood family surname.

2. An intelligent Slytherin wizard with intense, stormy gray eyes and sexily tousled blond hair. Sex object of Hogwarts.

You'll never stand a chance against Malfoy.

by scorpiusmalfoy<3 January 18, 2011

mall grabber

a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.

"Dude, those mall grabbers are all posers! They all cant skate you know!"

"I bet I could beat those mall grabbers any day in a game of skate with only ollies."

by phenz March 30, 2010

Sidharth Malhotra

Perfection.

Sidharth Malhotra is the Bollywood heartthrob who defines perfection.

by Rhythm Divine January 18, 2018

Kappa Male

A Kappa Male is any male with high amounts of Chaos energy. Despite their chaotic nature Kappa males are usually good natured and friendly people. They have a wild untamed side to them, and can lose themselves when excited and end up going overboard. They make impulsive decisions, say stupid things without thinking, break kitchenware, and are always seeking out fun adventurous activities. Kappa males can sometimes be outwardly shy but bring them into the right social environment and they become the life of the party. They love riling people up and making everyone laugh.

Kappa males have a double edged sword when it comes to picking up girls. Their constant barrage of chaotic thoughts can manifest as social awkwardness. However when they make the right moves, they end up scoring big time. Kappa Males embody the archetype that women love. When Kappas are at ease, they flirt effortlessly (heyyy girl, what's your name?) and women are attracted to their high energy and enthusiasm.

There are generally speaking two main methods for a male to become a Kappa Male. One is to have undiagnosed ADHD. A man can also choose to become a Kappa Male but they will first have to unleash their inner chaotic vibes by collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the classic 2001 GameCube title, Shadow the Hedgehog.

Mizkif is super fun to watch but he can be annoying sometimes

That's just how he is, he is a Kappa male

What the fuck is that?

You know how Spencer from Icarly had super high energy and was always setting things on fire? That's a Kappa male

by wolfofsorrow July 31, 2021

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019