Spooge Monster
Spooge Monster by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003
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Cudi Monster
Lil Bitch White boy- LIL WAYNE is the best you must love his song lollipop!
Hood Nigga- nah nigga ima cudi monster.
Hood Nigga- nah nigga ima cudi monster.
Cudi Monster by Cudi<3 May 1, 2010
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saying "hi" to my monster
Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
saying "hi" to my monster by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007
Snooki Monster
A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
Snooki Monster by Ursanbear January 19, 2011
Slop Monster
When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Slop Monster by Rayburns August 21, 2011
snark monster
A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.
snark monster by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012
bush monster
Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
bush monster by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015