titty loot

The valuables or cash a black woman stores in her breast bra.

I see you don't have a purse run the titty loot.

by Nemoman June 22, 2015

llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015

karl lööf

His the coolest man alive. Hi has a huge penis and a sexy face. Every girl wants him in the bed.

Thats so karl lööf

by Kalleman December 12, 2016

The Loof

A slang term that can refer to Magaluf also known as Shagaluf.

Magaluf is a major holiday resort on the Spanish island of Majorca, primarily catering to the 18-30's lads and girls holidays of the British, Russian, Irish, German, and Scandinavian.

It’s known for its lively nightlife, casual sex,and long, fine-sand beach. Bars and cafes line the seafront promenade, which also has a busy jetty.

Person 1: Hey, how was your holiday?
Person 2: It was lit, got totally wrecked in the Loof.

by GarryMc July 18, 2018

Mrs.Loftus

A crazy bitch who like old men and pervs on little baby’s getting changed in bathrooms. When she finds a house to break in she will leave it a mess and make a sandwich with their food. Also a kinky whore who watches old men porn

Boy one: did your hear Mrs.loftus broke in my neighbors house

Boy two: yo that bitch was watching my little brother he changed in the bathroom

Boy one: ya she weird as hell

by Robald hank August 11, 2019

Spiky loofah

A much more appropriate name for an Echidna

uneducated person: "wow, look at this adorable echidna!"
me: "you mean a Spiky loofah."
uneducated person: "um wtf you crackhead"

by WeirdoCrackhead November 9, 2019

The Looter's Paradox

A common tragedy amongst Looter's when faced with overwhelming amounts of loot , supplies etc they're limited by the quantity of things they can carry. They are forced to leave some loot behind despite wanting all of it. Usually when faced with the Looter's Paradox people are troubled by deciding on what to take and feel uneasy leaving things behind. (Most commonly applies to video games).

After that base raid in dayz I was faced with the Looter's Paradox after finding ludacris amounts of loot.

by Civit November 28, 2019